Joke Hallway (Collection of Good & Bad Jokes)



  • I'm going to be posting some jokes in here because.... I'm bored and I like jokes. Some might be antijokes which are really random but just ignore them if you get triggered.
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    How does the moon cut its hair?
    Eclipse It.

    Where is your nose on your face?
    The Scent Ter

    How does jack frost get to work?
    On a By Icicle

    When I found out my toaster was not water proof I was shocked!

    The spider is on the keyboard. I think it's under control.

    Never trust an atom. Them make up everything.

    Why can't you hear a ptaradactyol go to the bathroom? Because the p is silent.

    Name 4 mess who are in a rock group but don't sing or dance. Mount Rushmore.

    How did abe Lincoln get out of being tried for murder? He said he was in-a-cent


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