So me and a few friends made up a religion back in 9th grade. It revolved around the 'Potato god' named Potatis. We made a whole document, and I'd like to see how many people would support this crappy religion The document just tells a story, and random things.
Moments to remember. Forever.
When the Potatis god blew up Pompe
When the Potatis god figured out that your birthday is actually on the day you were born
He/she discovered that bees will infact sting if you catch them.
Potatis god came face to face with danger~ There was a wasp in front of him
Potatis has no gender
It’s a Potatis
Potatis family tree ;
(Still a work in progress)
Potatis can oil your innocence ((;
Potatis is Lyfe
Potatis knows all
Now, a story of Potatis
Once there was a little potato.
He was all alone
He was very small but quite venturous.
One day the potato went on to slay a dragon
This dragon was named
The little potato was very scared
But he sucked up his potato guts
And b slapped the dragon
IN. HIS. BOOTY.
He then hopped off to victory
And earned the name Potencil
there was a potato
And his name was potencil.
There was a full moon and he began to feel something strange
He grew fur and sprouted tiny potato arms
POTENCIL FELT MIGHTY
POTENCIL FELT PROUD
He then crawled all the way to his potato pack
He howled with a mighty roar
One of the pack members were worried
THey said this was not normal
They banished Potencil
Potencil was all alone
He walked along with his two legs and furry bod
He soon found a potato just like him
It was love at first pixel <3
They howled in the moonlight together
Making babies at dawn
They were very very ugly
ALl they could say was
These ugly potatoes earned the name
The Potulf soon left their mum and dad.
Except for one…
He had a strong bod
And all the other Potulf would stare at him as he crawled
Btw he only has two arms
ANd this is now a species
But Potulf was very sexy
And everyone knew
The mighty Wolf potato.
Potulf created math
Potulf had created the things
Kids hate the most
Potulf was hated for this
But loved by the grown potatoes.
Once there was a Potulf
He was a player
He loved Poker.
He was said to be the best poker player ever!
Potulf was very good at keeping a poker face
Infact he was probably the best.
Potulf bet his love life…
“If I lose, I shall marry you..”
“If I win, I shall get your money”
Everyone wanted to marry Potulf so he made this bet a lot.
Even with the male potato
He became quite rich actually.
THIS ONE TIME
He was sad- scared- happy- but confused.
He knew he would finally settle down, but didn’t know the lady potato very much
He was confused about how she won
TUrns OUT THAT LITTLE HOe cheated
BUt NOBODY KNOWs
Potulf and this one potato
Decided they should MAKE SOme Babies
All their attempts at it failed
Mainly because potatoes shouldn’t be able to make babies
But Potulf and Potatilia (WHICH IS HER NAME)
Did not know this due to their stupidity
One happy evening
A potato sprouted from the ground
They called him
There was a potato
His name was Potatis
Potatis was much like his grandfather
He was very small, yet very adventurous.
Potatis would go off and slay miniature pencil dragons
Some of his friends would called him Sir pens-a-lot
Potatis was very smart, probably the smartest of all potatos.
He could actually add, and read, and do everything the humans did
But, unlike the other potatoes who had all evolved
And sprouted arms
POtatis was a normal potato
Besides his two scrawny arms -- I had to, soz “scronny” -- Kys you fag
He would hop along like any other,
And he would play and slay dragons
Potatis was known for his destruction as a child
One day, Potatis upset the volcano gods and blew up Pompe
How you ask?
Well here is another story inside of our story
Potatis was just a little potate
And everybody hated him for his awesomeness.
Besides his friends
They were hated too for their awesomeness
Since Potatis was hated to much,
He would climb the volcano everyday
And act like he is gonna jump into it.
But one day he was quite mad.
He started yelling profanities into the volcano
Which upset the god
And that’s the story
Potatis is very smart
Sometimes Potatis likes to watch people sleep. It’s very normal
Sometimes, POtatis likes to sleep in people's basements. He’s not homeless he just likes it
Sometimes, he likes to put on a wig and call himself sapphire.
He sometimes even fools me.
This was completely made up by me and my friends (';
@Tessy I don't know why I read all of that.
I'm just... wow..
and the fact that.. wow
omllll w o w
@Yukyo What the fudge
This is now my religion.
Why did I actually read this...
@Tessy love you. Chair.
This is now a potato thread
@ysam This has been my religion.
awesome klap klap nice work
PS: "Potatis would go off and slay miniature pencil dragons
Some of his friends would called him "Sir pens-a-lot"" IM DED LOOL"
He's with his family now... ;3
Good job :
I didn't read it, but I now fully support Potatisism