Potatisism



  • So me and a few friends made up a religion back in 9th grade. It revolved around the 'Potato god' named Potatis. We made a whole document, and I'd like to see how many people would support this crappy religion ;D The document just tells a story, and random things.

    Moments to remember. Forever.

    When the Potatis god blew up Pompe

    When the Potatis god figured out that your birthday is actually on the day you were born

    He/she discovered that bees will infact sting if you catch them.

    Potatis god came face to face with danger~ There was a wasp in front of him

    Potatis has no gender

    It’s a Potatis

    Potatis family tree ;

    Potencil Potulfia

            Potulf
    

    (Still a work in progress)

    Potatis

    Potati

    Potat

    Pota

    Pot

    Po

    P

    Pe

    Pee

    Peew

    Peewe

    Peewee

    Potatis Confirmed

    Potatis can oil your innocence ((;

    Potatis is Lyfe

    Potatis knows all

    Now, a story of Potatis

    Once there was a little potato.
    He was all alone
    He was very small but quite venturous.

    One day the potato went on to slay a dragon
    This dragon was named
    Pencil
    The little potato was very scared
    But he sucked up his potato guts
    And b slapped the dragon
    IN. HIS. BOOTY.
    He then hopped off to victory
    And earned the name Potencil

    One day,

    there was a potato
    And his name was potencil.
    There was a full moon and he began to feel something strange
    He grew fur and sprouted tiny potato arms

    POTENCIL FELT MIGHTY
    POTENCIL FELT PROUD
    He then crawled all the way to his potato pack
    He howled with a mighty roar

    One of the pack members were worried
    THey said this was not normal
    They banished Potencil
    Potencil was all alone

    He walked along with his two legs and furry bod
    He soon found a potato just like him
    BUT BOOTIFULER
    It was love at first pixel <3
    I mean-
    Potato

    They howled in the moonlight together
    Making babies at dawn
    They were very very ugly

    ALl they could say was
    WEWEWEWEW
    WEWEW
    WEWEWEWEW
    TOOT TOOT

    These ugly potatoes earned the name
    Potulf

    The Potulf soon left their mum and dad.
    Except for one…
    THIS POTULF
    WAS MIGHTY

    He had a strong bod
    And all the other Potulf would stare at him as he crawled
    Btw he only has two arms
    No legs
    ANd this is now a species

    So yeah

    But Potulf was very sexy
    And everyone knew
    Potulf

    The mighty Wolf potato.

    Potulf created math
    Potulf had created the things
    Kids hate the most

    School

    Potulf was hated for this
    But loved by the grown potatoes.

    Once there was a Potulf

    He was a player

    He loved Poker.

    He was said to be the best poker player ever!
    Potulf was very good at keeping a poker face
    Infact he was probably the best.

    BUT

    ONE DAY

    Potulf bet his love life…

    He said

    “If I lose, I shall marry you..”

    “If I win, I shall get your money”

    Everyone wanted to marry Potulf so he made this bet a lot.

    Even with the male potato

    He became quite rich actually.

    BUT
    THIS ONE TIME
    POTULF

    LOst….

    He was sad- scared- happy- but confused.

    He knew he would finally settle down, but didn’t know the lady potato very much
    He was confused about how she won
    TUrns OUT THAT LITTLE HOe cheated

    BUt NOBODY KNOWs

    Potulf and this one potato
    Decided they should MAKE SOme Babies

    All their attempts at it failed
    Mainly because potatoes shouldn’t be able to make babies
    But Potulf and Potatilia (WHICH IS HER NAME)
    Did not know this due to their stupidity
    For being
    Potatoes

    But
    One happy evening
    A potato sprouted from the ground
    They called him

    Potatis.

    One day
    There was a potato
    His name was Potatis

    Potatis was much like his grandfather

    He was very small, yet very adventurous.

    Potatis would go off and slay miniature pencil dragons
    Some of his friends would called him Sir pens-a-lot
    Potatis was very smart, probably the smartest of all potatos.

    He could actually add, and read, and do everything the humans did
    But, unlike the other potatoes who had all evolved
    And sprouted arms
    And fur
    POtatis was a normal potato
    Besides his two scrawny arms -- I had to, soz “scronny” -- Kys you fag

    He would hop along like any other,
    And he would play and slay dragons

    Potatis was known for his destruction as a child

    One day, Potatis upset the volcano gods and blew up Pompe
    How you ask?
    Well here is another story inside of our story

    Potatis was just a little potate
    And everybody hated him for his awesomeness.
    Besides his friends
    They were hated too for their awesomeness
    But anyways

    Since Potatis was hated to much,
    He would climb the volcano everyday
    And act like he is gonna jump into it.

    But one day he was quite mad.
    He started yelling profanities into the volcano
    Which upset the god
    And then
    The
    Gods
    Went
    BOOom

    And that’s the story

    Potatis is very smart

    Sometimes Potatis likes to watch people sleep. It’s very normal
    Sometimes, POtatis likes to sleep in people's basements. He’s not homeless he just likes it

    Sometimes, he likes to put on a wig and call himself sapphire.
    He sometimes even fools me.

    This was completely made up by me and my friends (';



  • @Tessy I don't know why I read all of that.

    I'm just... wow..

    and the fact that.. wow

    omllll w o w



  • @Yukyo What the fudge



  • This is now my religion.

    Why did I actually read this...

    @Tessy love you. Chair.



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  • This is now a potato thread



  • @ysam This has been my religion.

    aaa ((:



  • :clap: :100: :white_check_mark: awesome klap klap nice work
    PS: "Potatis would go off and slay miniature pencil dragons
    Some of his friends would called him "Sir pens-a-lot"" IM DED LOOL"



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    He's with his family now... ;3



  • Wow
    Good job :thumbsup_tone2: :



  • I didn't read it, but I now fully support Potatisism


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