Guide to spotting an e-girl.
HOWDY PARTNER, on a fine evening I decided to explore the dark parts of the internet- not that area of where they sell organs illegally; I'm talking about the area which people have a long relationship. Although there are e-girl through out the internet, we are focusing on minecraft e-girls. LETS GET TO IT! These are... "Those" types.
- They are extremely sh*t at pvp. (most)
- They will be quite open will their irls.
- Their minecraft name will sound extremely feminine: ex. xIssabellla, _xLove, CallMeRosie, poppylover.
- Their skin will be the alex layout with: hoodie, "geeky" glasses, shorts, white shoes, ripped pants, a crown (bitch you ain't royalty) and much, much more features.
Please do not take this seriously, this post is just a shitpost that is meant for giggles
Add more in the comments! (Add onto the list)
my life is complete
ty i'll be using this guide throughout my lifetime.
That way i can keep myself safe from these self-centered bastards! ;D
This is a life saver
this was accurate
And their hypixel stats will be high but they'll have no kills.
use lolitsalex's tips on getting e-girl lmfao
I died when you said bitch you ain't royalty lmao
best way to find em is - join raid and kill a player with a girl skin. if 7 other people with male skins come after you, that's the sign that it's a slut.
I was curious, ok?
its actually true
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@mooshroom i remember i used to play Bridges on Mineplex
i also played it competitively kms. There was a tryhard party which had like 3 girls and they were probably flirting and nasty shit. So I geared up and decided to target the party and I killed a female member of the party and holy shit 4 people were chasing me with names like Kynonzy and cringy ass male names.
This is a good tip to find e-girls on mineplex bridges btw. So you have kits: Beserker, Appler, Brawler ect, e-girls on BR will 90% will main Beserker (It's like a leap).
@whule same LOL i was lvl 73 hAr De hAr HAr but my alts were like 38, 27, 31
i also played skyWars but WAY more than bridges
@Blamelesss Wtf thats actually kinda clever lmao
@Perspire ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Just not the ripped pants and Whule's guide to spotting an e-girl
they don't like doors