It's pun tiem!
The word is egg, make as many possible puns with this beautiful noun!
um .-. hm
this is an eggcellent pun <---
I feel somewhat proud. It came from my mind. Yay.
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i hope these puns won't be deep 'cause otherwise adele would be rolling through this thread.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
Ignores the egg theme
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
You can't get stuck in a traffic peanut butter
What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly?
You can't be peanut butter of someone..
i'd tell you a pizza joke but it's too cheesy
@Vuxa Cheesy pizza always tastes weird..
I'm kinda cheese intolerant anyways :I
Nope not lactose
@Clqire XDD Yes
...oh look, according to your signature I'm a loser
I bought shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I have been tripping all day.
Dammit I had a really good joke but I forgot it.
my cat is very CATastrophic
that is very true actually
@EveryoneLovesMe Eggcept for the fact that barely anyone is using the word "egg" in their puns here.